Gym Personas.

If you can spot what's wrong with this picture, I'll give you a dollar.

I work out on a regular basis with YX at the Right Stuff, and as such, we work out with the regulars that go at the same time we do. I would say that most of them do not have any other distinguishing features other than their muscles or lack thereof, but there are a few that just stand out for various reasons. Without further ado, here are the top 4 people I met at the gym.

In’n'out must hate me.

They stopped making these in Westwood, or I'd have done this at UCLA faSHOO

I’m pretty peculiar when I am allowed to eat by myself. I do things that seem to make no sense like not eating breads, avoiding trans fats, etc. to the point where if people saw what I ate I think they might puke. Anyway this was my order at In’n'out today:

Nice lady: Hi may I take your order?

Me: Yea can I get a 3×1?

NL: What?

Me: You know.. 3 patties and 1 slice of cheese? Oh and both kinds of onions (trying to preemptively answer her questions in order to make the process faster in a couple seconds, you’ll see).

NL: Ok… hold on… *taps on order screen*

Me: Also, protein style please? And no spread.

NL: …….. Uh. Hold on. *more tapping* Protein style you said?

Me: Yea and no spread.

*silence for about 4-5 seconds*

Me: Sorry! (I always try to apologize to seem nicer so they wont spit in my customized food) Oh.. can I also get extra everything on it?

NL: Damn son. Yea you can hold on……..

Seaweed and Change

I tried to be all good and sleep around 9:30 today. I got back from the gym around 8:30, ate, and then stretched in my room and read a magazine. How the hck are you supposed to read a magazine on your bed without getting a crick in your neck? Its either that or your arms get tired from lying down and holding up the magazine vertically while squinting to read through the shadows now cast. Freaking fail because I “woke up” (I was just tossing and turning anyway) after an hour of fail sleep, busted out my phone for another hour, then finally trudged over to my comp where I have been perched for the remaining two hours until this very moment. Oh I am also munching on seaweed.

This is not my hand. I googled "Korean Seaweed" to find this image.

A day in the life @ our company…

(10:54:31 AM) Me (Sametime): im hungry do you have food
(10:55:02 AM) Albert Liu: yeah
(10:55:06 AM) Albert Liu: i brought food from home
(10:56:16 AM) Me (Sametime): wann alet me eat it
(10:56:22 AM) Albert Liu: uhh
(10:56:25 AM) Albert Liu: what about me then?
(10:56:50 AM) Me (Sametime): why are you so selfish
(10:56:51 AM) Me (Sametime): ok
(10:56:57 AM) Me (Sametime): god says we should be unselfish
(10:57:07 AM) Albert Liu: i’m leaving now
(10:57:09 AM) Me (Sametime): HAHA
(10:57:10 AM) Me (Sametime): HATE YOU
(10:57:16 AM) Me (Sametime): ok ok put my name down i’m leaving in like 3 minutes
(10:57:23 AM) Albert Liu: k
(10:57:24 AM) Albert Liu: poaycve